The 12 Customers Every Restaurant Employee Would Like To Strangle

9. The Absolute Monster

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Server ≠ servant.

Snapping your fingers and screaming at your waiter are a good way to ruin someone’s day, and an even better way to get your food tampered with. Treat your waiter like a human being with feelings and a job to do… because they are.

10. The Condescending Prick

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Contrary to popular belief, working in a restaurant is a real job.

If you feel the need to make your waiter feel worthless for not having a 9-5, suit-and-tie, sold-my-soul-to-corporate-America type job, it’s a safe bet that you are both insecure and miserable. And everyone knows it.

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.