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21 Worst Confessions on a First Date

9.

I asked about his siblings. Turned out his sister committed suicide when she was 16. I felt horrible.

10.

31 year old woman: “Dates make me nervous because I'm so introverted. I never leave the house. All I really like to do is smoke weed and watch TV.”

11.

I had a guy tell me the “hilarious story” about how he's on probation for an assault charge because he threw his bike at a police officer. When I asked why he did that he said “well I'd parked illegally to go to class and was only gone an hour. The asshole was giving me a ticket”

12.

I was just on a date this week with a woman who wouldn't shut up about how she was drowning in student debt…for a nursing degree, even though she hates people…and she finished that conversation really enthusiastically describing — in detail — parasites that live under the skin of dogs.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.