Some things still can’t be explained to this day. Like, where the f*ck is Area 51 and is it even real? Okay, we all know it’s real but the government wants to keep it’s secrets. One day, we’ll get to the bottom of that one. We’ll also get all our answers to UFO’s and aliens answered once we figure out where the f*ck Area 51 is!
I don’t know if you can tell, but I really loved X-Files growing up. I’ve been in the midst of re-watching all the seasons and have always wondered how these inexplainable situations happen. Seriously, we need more Agent Mulder and Scully in our lives, guys. They could answer a lot of questions, I’m sure of it.
Weird sh*t goes down and we just keep living our lives without a care in the world? WRONG. We the freak the f*ck out and over analyze the situation down to a T, until we come up with some sort of resolution. The resolution being another weird, conspiracy theory of course.
These 25 puzzling stories still can’t be explained:
1.
One time I was driving my boyfriend home around midnight and in the middle of an empty road there was a vague outline of a person. After slowing down to make sure I wouldn’t hit it, we realized it wasn’t a person at all, it was a large clown punching-bag. On my way back home 15 minutes later it was gone. I still get the chills when I drive along that road at night.
2.
One night I heard the front door opening and thought it was my brother coming back from the Ye Olde Pub. I could hear him stumbling around the kitchen, banging cupboard doors etc. I didn’t think much of it, until I hear a voice that’s much deeper than my brothers saying ”F*ck” over and over. I poked my head out of the sitting room and looked into the hall to see a dude who was most definitely not my brother. He said to me ”Sorry man wrong house”. And strutted by me EATING A SANDWICH. The f*cker made himself a sandwich before realising he was in the wrong house! I was so shocked I just stood there and watched him exit the threshold. Perplexing.
3.
I went with a cousin to the beach when I was in middle school. We got off of the elevator on the ground floor and saw this kid we had been hanging with get on. We nodded, said hey, then turned to the left and walked about 20 foot, almost reaching the door to the outside area. The same kid enters the hotel and walks past us. This was within 30 seconds of him getting on the elevator. We were so confused. He didn’t have a twin, and was staying on the 3rd floor. When we saw him the second time he just laughed at us like we were crazy. I still can’t explain that.
4.
I think it was the 6th grade. I was watching WWE when a dude jumped our backyard fence and entered our house through the sliding glass door. He was clearly high and walking like he shit his pants. All he said was “Is your dad home?”. I said no, and the dude apologized, handed me $10, and hopscotched back outside the house. Never heard from him again.
Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.
