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27 Problem Children Ruined Ridiculously Expensive Things

24.

When I was about 12 I somehow managed to break my nans £1000 stairlift while riding it.

25.

My younger brother (he’s 11 years younger than me), When he was 2, he shoved an entire jam sandwich into a PlayStation 3. When we went to get it repaired, they found a key, 12p in change, the jam sandwich and a cheese string wrapper. He also threw a metal plane at our brand new 50″ TV. It had a small hole in it for the 7 years it lasted us.

26.

My two year old destroyed a $1000 TV. It was set up on a coffee table temporarily during football season. I went into another room and heard a loud crash. I came out to see the two year old on the coffee table and the TV on the floor. I asked him what happened and he says “I push it, it go boom”. He also had the habit of getting his hands on things he knew he shouldn’t have. Then when you ask for it back he would run away. When you chase after him and get close he would throw the item. Several phones were destroyed this way. I’m sure he has ruined over $2000 worth of stuff.

27.

Watching netflix as I was doing the dishes. Had to poop. 3 year old daughter drags kitchen chair up to sink, decides to help do dishes while im on the toilet. Goodbye $1200 laptop that is now soaked in about a gallon of water.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.