The Only Advent Calendar You Need is Full of Alcohol

Alcohol and the holidays go hand in hand. Maybe you’re celebrating, ’cause tis the season and all that jazz. Or perhaps you despise the holidays, and can’t handle your fam, so you drink to cope. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there.

Regardless of why you’re drinking this holiday season.. you’re doing the damn thing. So you need to have a well stocked liquor cabinet full of everything your little heart could possibly desire. Wine? Check. Beer? Check? Everclear? I mean I guess if you need it…. check.

But sometimes just buying booze for Christmas or Hanukkah isn’t enough. Sometimes you need to drink every day leading up to that fateful night. So, what’s the solution?

Why, it’s Boozy Advent Calendars, of course!


Yes, you read that right. ADVENT CALENDARS FULL OF BOOZE.

Sure, you can buy pre-made alcohol advent calendars filled with whiskey, wine, beer, etc. But what fun is that? Don’t you want to get creative, and make you’re own?

You have the power to decide. Wanna go with minis? Full size? 12 days? 25 days? The world is your oyster!

So check out how boozy advent calendars are really done:

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.