Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Penises are so unique and special. They give life! And urine! And lots of pleasure! Basically, they rule. There’s nothing quite like seeing a new penis for the first time, amirite?! You really don’t know what to expect. “Little, big, little, big, I don’t know, we will see!” And so without knowing what to expect, […] More
Not all security guards get to spend their days intimidating people or cracking down and catching bad guys. Sometimes, the job can get a little boring. A lot of the job, at least for those operating from a security room, is just watching a screen and keeping an eye on the cameras. More often than […] More
Going out to restaurants can be one of the all-time best experiences. You don’t have to work your butt off in the kitchen, or clean up after yourself, and someone else makes you delectable meals that you probably couldn’t make on your own. But, sometimes, dining out isn’t all that you hoped it would be. Occasionally […] More
When it comes to penises, there is a big variation. Some are big, some are small. Some are straight, some are crooked. There are so many different penises out there! And people that are into dongs have wildly different preferences. For the most part, people can agree that an average size wiener rules, but when […] More
Ahh, marriage. You get to be with someone that loves you and wants to have sex with you all the time.. right?! Well… no, not necessarily. All married couples are different. Some people find that marriage makes them even hornier, and they want to bang their loved one 24/7, while others find that a lot […] More
Safe sex is the best sex! Sure, condoms don’t feel as good, but wouldn’t you rather avoid things like STD’s and babies? Yeah, thought so. But condoms can be tricky. They can snap, break, and just cause an all around unpleasant situation. But what’s the worst thing a condom can do? Slip off. That’s right, […] More
For some reason, marriage isn’t as big a deal as it used to be. I choose to blame people like Britney Spears, and other celebs that had shotgun Vegas weddings that ended quickly in divorce. They got married too soon, and likely weren’t sure they were making the right choice. Unfortunately, that doesn’t only happen […] More
Ever make a bad decision? Of course you have! We all have. It’s part of being human. But sometimes those decisions can affect you for the rest of your life. Let’s hope that’s not the case in your scenario, but many people make a decision that they potentially think is minor, and the affects of […] More
Let’s paint a picture for you: you’re walking into a room, expecting nothing at all, and BAM, you witness the most horrible thing you could ever possibly imagine. Maybe it was your parents banging or your brother jerking off, whatever it was, it definitely was not a pleasant thing to witness, and that image will […] More
Break ups are messy. Sure, sometimes they go smoothly, but more often than not, they are an utter disaster. Getting dumped sucks, and even dumping someone else blows. Sometimes relationships just run their course, and other times they end because of the actions of the other person. It could be that they are cheaters, or […] More
Teachers are supposed to not only teach, but inspire. So all should be accepting, patient, and generally, kind. When you get a teacher that embodies none of those things, it’s definitely a cause for concern. We can all look back and remember that one teacher we absolutely despised. Often they’re just boring or slightly rude, […] More
Not all parents are the same. Few manage to hit that perfect balance of cool and stern, and usually are more-so one or the other. And when it comes to parents, you really want to get that balance. A parent that let’s you do whatever you want and isn’t around much just kind of blows, […] More
