17 People Attacked By Household Items

14.

Another time in culinary school we were in the middle of a test and the kitchen was quiet, out of the corner of my eye I see an industrial sized box of saran wrap falling off the bench behind me. I turned and caught it with both hands to prevent it from hitting the floor. Unfortunately it fell razor side first and sliced open both my hands.

15.

I had a broken golf club land on my foot when I was 6… I can still see the scar… I’m 18 now…

16.

I was masturbating on the carpet under a shelf and a huge book fell from the top, landing squarely on my penis.

17.

I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally stepped on hot coals after I a night of drinking at friend’s BBQ. Guess you can say I’m a firewalker

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.