Some days conversation can just be too exhausting. Whether it’s insufferable small talk with your least favorite coworker or a stranger on the subway that wants to unload the entirety of their life story on you, silence can be a rarity at times. Fortunately, there are plenty of products out there that offer to do all of the talking for you and might just stave off any unwanted remarks or conversation. These are just a few of my personal favorites.
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19. This desk plaque that’s sure to deter any distracting questions.
*tapes plaque to shirt*
Get it on ModCloth for $29.00
18. This sarcastic tee that’ll halt small talk in its tracks.
The thing is, Karen, I just don’t care.
Get it on Etsy for $22.00
17. A very direct doormat that doesn’t leave any room for confusion.
Just don’t, K?
Get it on Amazon for $13.99 (30% off)
16. This apologetic dish towel that is sorry for whatever was said before the food arrived.
It’s really not my fault.
Get it on ModCloth for $10.00
15. This flirtatious glass that will inspire plenty of Joey impressions.
But really, how you doin’?
Get it on ModCloth for $10.00
14. A coffee mug that only seems nice at first.
Perfect for using around your favorite coworker.
Get it on Amazon for $12.95
13. This candid journal that lets the world know you’ll get sh*t done eventually.
The on-going to-do list of life.
Get it on ModCloth for $9.00
12. A workout tank that’s a little confused as to why there’s no alcohol.
I’m sorry, this is not the “bar” I had in mind.
Get it on Amazon for $16.99+
11. This glamorous travel mug that Lorelai Gilmore would probably take to Luke’s (and everywhere else).
Not gonna happen without caffeine. Sorry ’bout it.
Get it on ModCloth for $9.99
10. A phone case that’s sure to ward off any bad juju.
No sir, not today.
Get it on Society6 for $35.99