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23 People Confess The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Their Genitals

5.

Camping when I was 12. Tick + head of penis. I really had to work up the courage to remove it.

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Losing my virginity to someone with an 8 inch penis when I wasn’t sufficiently aroused. Ow.

7.

Spilt some coffee on my penis once. It was hot, but thankfully not blistering hot. I still jumped like a kangaroo listening to House of Pain, though.

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I broke my vagina once. It was a lifeguarding accident. The doctor literally gasped when she looked at it because of how black and swollen it was. Then when my mom asked the x-ray tech “is she broken?” the dude responded “yes, all over, she’ll never walk again………JUST KIDDING.” Worst. Experience. Ever. 10 years later and my pelvis is still misaligned.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.