Having a dick can be fun (not that I can relate). But you can basically pee wherever you want, and they seem like they could be fun sometimes (again, what do I really know?).
But one thing us ladies don't envy? Boners. Those things can pop up when you least expect them, and if you want to play hard to get, that pocket rocket could give up your whole gig.
But a boner when you're trying to woo someone is the least of your problems. Those things really come out at the worst times imaginable. Funerals, class presentations, court rooms, you name an inopportune place, and chances are someone has had a boner there at some point.
So sorry about the whole public humiliation boner thing, that really blows. But dudes, rest assured, you're not alone! Plenty of people get boners at the worst times on the reg. And ladies, if you see a dude with a public boner, and he's not like whacking off & harassing people, then try and sympathize.