I like to argue. I enjoy the sport of it. However, some things simply cannot be debated. There are universal truths out there. Facts are facts, and we all have to make peace with that. If you see a guy wearing a fedora he knows more about magic than women. Fact. If the professor is more than 15 minutes late to class you're allowed to leave. Fact. No one has ever seen a baby pigeon. Fact. Deal with it.
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https://twitter.com/coolcam101/status/989081488699346944
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#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth The toast will always land butter side down and in the cat hair.
— Tee (@liltr2) April 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/LiberatedMind17/status/989102366673776641
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https://twitter.com/Druiddan3/status/989114100146954241
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https://twitter.com/BellDavidC/status/989082757883224064
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Someone is playing this game from the toilet #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Jessica (@JessiTheEpi) April 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/LadyLecondoliak/status/989113485572354048
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#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth: Waiting out the moment between the time your baby toe hits the corner of the coffee table and the moment the pain hits is agony.
— Andrea Cabral (@criticalthawt) April 25, 2018
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Underwear are just secret tiny pants. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Scott Drapeau (@IronSightBC) April 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Roy2Dave/status/989081884385783808
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#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth Dogs are infinite times better than humans pic.twitter.com/DmYlksEpvG
— Greeshma (fan account) (@GreeshmaMegha) April 25, 2018
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It is #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth that sometimes one is more than enough. pic.twitter.com/ftfiY2sO5M
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) April 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/ErinLea7/status/989081473633472512
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#auniversallyacceptedtruth Ross and Rachel were on a break
— Joel Newnham (@newjoel) April 25, 2018
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#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth that this was never, is not and never will never be fashion ever pic.twitter.com/LUZVJLdZ39
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) April 25, 2018
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#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth man buns are wrong pic.twitter.com/mZMzfvcpZW
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) April 25, 2018
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#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth Putting the empty milk carton back in the refrigerator is unacceptable
— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈⬛ (@DanielAshley13) April 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/K_inberea83/status/989083028638052354
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https://twitter.com/coolcam101/status/989081961179287552
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You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make an ass think. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 25, 2018
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Tacos are amazing. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Wedge (@TheManaSource) April 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/mem_murray/status/989086842430640133
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If 80% of the world thinks you’re an ass, you’re an ass. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 25, 2018
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You can’t make something great again if it never lost it’s greatness. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 25, 2018
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A stubbed toe is the cruellest pain. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) April 25, 2018
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Feeding your pets after midnight is not a good idea #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth pic.twitter.com/C1UCm7NfbP
— Larry’s Twin 99 (@LarrysTwin99) April 25, 2018
