Not everyone in this world is an absolute genius. Some of us are just average. And, then, there are those who are just outright f*cking stupid. Like, forgot to write their name on their SATs for 200 points stupid.
When you’re with those “friends” who have a substantially low IQ level and they make ridiculously unintelligent statements, how do you handle it? Easy–sharing it to Reddit for complete strangers to see, rank, and then for us to throw them into an article. Bless y’all.
There was this girl in my 11th grade math class that was…nice, but dumb as dirt. One day we were talking to the teacher about career choices and she went “I have to do something that doesn’t involve math. I hate math.”
The teacher goes “But don’t you want to be (some sort of STEM job, I don’t remember what exactly)? That’s all math.”
The girl considers this and goes “Oh, well…I’ll just be an anesthesiologist. They make really good money.”
The teacher is stone faced and says “ _____, that’s all based on proportions. You’ll kill somebody.”
Over heard a guy in class argue that ‘not all triangles have three sides’
One day my sister was riding in my convertible. She wore a tank top since it was 102 degrees outside. We drove two counties over and back running errands. At the end of the day she called me and couldn’t understand how she got sunburned when the car was moving.
“Kazakhstan’s not a real place. It was made up for Borat. Everyone knows that, dumbass.” -My cousin after I and several other family members (most of whom are from a country which borders Kazakhstan) showed him a globe to prove it’s real.
I worked with a friend for a time and we became fairly close. I always appreciated her intelligence and good nature. So one night in 1985, I was driving her home and asked if she had heard that the wreck of the Titanic had been found. “Do they think they’ll find survivors?” she asked.
I was struck speechless for several seconds. “Uh, it sank in 1912.”
She looked at me as if to say “And…?”
some girl once told me that it was impossible for me to be vietnamese bc vietnam was a war and not a country.
How does someone know your age by looking at your license?
This girl in my history class in like 8th grade turned to me asked me, “aren’t Jews and nazis the same thing?” I was speechless.
“On a map, is the blue part the water or the sky”
Roommate once said “MLK freed the slaves” and I didn’t even know what to say to that.
Knew a person that once asked if the movie ‘The Martian’ was actually filmed on Mars.
“I’m a vegetarian” while she was eating chicken nuggets….
I really do love her, because she’s my grandma. But in a discussion about politics she said “That’s something your generation is always going on about, they’re always so caught up on ‘facts’”
How long does it take to drive to Hawaii?
“i have 20/20 hearing”
“it’s 20/20 vision you idiot”
“yeah my eyes are pretty good too”
A girl I knew thought cheese grew out of the ground. As in like on a Bush. A cheese bush.
“what’s the Holocaust? Is that from Harry Potter?”
She was in 8th grade.
“how do blind people know they’re being pulled over by the police?”
*eating cotton candy* “Do you think this is made of real cotton?”
In the elevator, a woman asks me:
“Where can I find the jury room?”
“Oh, it’s on the Ground Floor” Presses ‘G’. “There you go” 🙂
Lady says, “Oh, G for jury. Thank you!”
“I love onion rings, except for that slimy part in the middle.”
At my party and this chick, you know the high maintenance type, turns to me all excited and says “Omg! I was born with two ankles! How weird is that, do you want to see?”
My husband today telling our 8 year old about “carnivorous” trees when she asked why the pine trees aren’t changing colors. I was laughing too hard to to correct him.
“What night is Saturday nights live on?”
During the spelling bee in 7th grade the teacher asked a fella named Kevin to spell orange. Without hesitation he replied, “The color or the fruit?”
In a debate with my friend about which plant he thinks heroin comes from: “I think heroin comes from pine trees because they have so many needles.”
“No, I don’t want ice in my drink. It’ll water it down.” He was drinking water.
I have a twin sister. Once someone asked us if we had trouble knowing who is who.
While watching Jurassic Park:
“How did they train the dinosaurs?”