I like to argue. I enjoy the sport of it. However, some things simply cannot be debated. There are universal truths out there. Facts are facts, and we all have to make peace with that. If you see a guy wearing a fedora he knows more about magic than women. Fact. If the professor is more than 15 minutes late to class you’re allowed to leave. Fact. No one has ever seen a baby pigeon. Fact. Deal with it.
Stepping in a wet spot on the floor with socks on is unacceptable ?— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 25, 2018
#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth The toast will always land butter side down and in the cat hair.— Tee (@liltr2) April 25, 2018
#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— John Hancock (@LiberatedMind17) April 25, 2018
If you fall, I'll be there!
#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Not THAT David Bell (@BellDavidC) April 25, 2018
Oatmeal Raisin cookies masquerading as chocolate chip cookies were sent by evil entities to usurp happiness.
Someone is playing this game from the toilet #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Jessica (@JessiTheEpi) April 25, 2018
If you show up to a job interview with a tattoo on your forehead, your tattoo is your resume. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— LadyL RN ☀️??? (@LadyLecondoliak) April 25, 2018
#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth: Waiting out the moment between the time your baby toe hits the corner of the coffee table and the moment the pain hits is agony.— Andrea Cabral (@criticalthawt) April 25, 2018
Underwear are just secret tiny pants. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Scott Drapeau (@IronSightBC) April 25, 2018
Screws go tighty righty , lefty loosey... that’s the only one #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Dave (@Roy2Dave) April 25, 2018
The 5 second rule means it’s still edible. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— ?HoRiotHoGrl? (@ErinLea7) April 25, 2018
#auniversallyacceptedtruth Ross and Rachel were on a break— Joel Newnham (@newjoel) April 25, 2018
#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth Putting the empty milk carton back in the refrigerator is unacceptable— I'm Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) April 25, 2018
Saying shotgun to ride passenger is a legally binding contract. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Keith (@K_inberea83) April 25, 2018
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make an ass think. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 25, 2018
Tacos are amazing. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Wedge (@TheManaSource) April 25, 2018
#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth chocolate is a food group— Michelle Murray (@mem_murray) April 25, 2018
If 80% of the world thinks you’re an ass, you’re an ass. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 25, 2018
You can’t make something great again if it never lost it’s greatness. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 25, 2018
A stubbed toe is the cruellest pain. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) April 25, 2018