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29 Things That Are Just True, Dammit

I like to argue. I enjoy the sport of it. However, some things simply cannot be debated. There are universal truths out there. Facts are facts, and we all have to make peace with that. If you see a guy wearing a fedora he knows more about magic than women. Fact. If the professor is more than 15 minutes late to class you’re allowed to leave. Fact. No one has ever seen a baby pigeon. Fact. Deal with it.

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