Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Break ups are messy. Sure, sometimes they go smoothly, but more often than not, they are an utter disaster. Getting dumped sucks, and even dumping someone else blows. Sometimes relationships just run their course, and other times they end because of the actions of the other person. It could be that they are cheaters, or […] More
Teachers are supposed to not only teach, but inspire. So all should be accepting, patient, and generally, kind. When you get a teacher that embodies none of those things, it’s definitely a cause for concern. We can all look back and remember that one teacher we absolutely despised. Often they’re just boring or slightly rude, […] More
Not all parents are the same. Few manage to hit that perfect balance of cool and stern, and usually are more-so one or the other. And when it comes to parents, you really want to get that balance. A parent that let’s you do whatever you want and isn’t around much just kind of blows, […] More
The Cannes Film Festival is one of the biggest events of the year. All the major celebs turn out for, not only film screenings, but epic parties, fashion shows, and other major red carpet appearances. So, it’s no wonder that Kendall Jenner would be in attendance. Not only is she a prominent member of the […] More
When you get dumped, you’re never like “hallelujah!” It’s usually a major bummer, ’cause honestly, who likes being dumped? NOBODY. But when it comes to breaking up, there are a couple ways you’re expected to do it so that you’re not a complete asshole. Firstly, do it in person or, if you’re far away from […] More
We all do bad things sometimes. It’s part of being human. We make stupid, regrettable mistakes, and often pay the price. But what if you pay the price for a crime you didn’t commit? You’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time, or associated with people you shouldn’t be. How do you handle […] More
If you are the kind of person that gets drunk (yay drinking!) then you know what it’s like to black out. Come on, don’t lie, you’ve been there! Sure, drinking is fun, but blacking out kinda blows. You wake up and you’re like “WHERE THE HELL AM I” or “oh good god, what did I […] More
Ever go on a date with a dude and have a sneaking suspicion that he’s insane? He does something or has crazy eyes and you’re like “I GOTTA GET DA FUQ OUTTA HERE.” Or, are you one of those people that has trouble detecting crazy until it’s too late? You don’t notice those red flags […] More
Let’s talk about SEX baby, let’s talk about you and me. But specifically, let’s talk about your ladies holes… well, two of them. The ones you can fit a wiener in (unless your pee hole is.. unique). Us gals got two holes we can bang with: our coot coot and our prune shoot. Some of […] More
Everyone has a secret. Usually it’s self serving, and you’re keeping this secret to save face or possibly keep someone from getting hurt. But have you ever kept a secret for someone else? Or, have you ever kept a secret from your customers? Maybe not fully a secret, but kept information that you know would […] More
When you become close with someone you’re attracted to, feelings are inevitable. That is why it’s so common for best friends to fall in love with each other. Sometimes those feelings are reciprocated, and a relationship blossoms out of a great friendship. But sometimes this ends poorly, leading to unrequited love and the end of […] More
Your wedding is supposed to be one of the best days of your life. It’s no wonder people plan it for months, spend loads of money, all in an attempt to have their perfect day. A lot of people dream about this day forever, so when planning finally comes around, they often take it pretty seriously. […] More
