Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
By now you’ve probably heard a lot about the Met Gala. It’s the biggest fashion event of the year, where designers, artists, models, and celebrities mingle at the Metropolitan Museum of Art to honor a designer or trend that has stood the test of time. Everyone who’s anyone is in attendance, so it’s no surprise […] More
We’re all adults here, right? Good, so we can talk about our first times masturbating with fondness, and not say ewwy or get hella awkward. Masturbation is such a wonderful thing. Man or woman, if you still haven’t touched yourself, it’s time to start. No one knows your body like you do. But that first […] More
Sex is only enjoyable when both people are into it. Everyone involved should want to be there, and it should be voluntary (obvi) and hot as hell. No one wants to bang someone that just lays there. People have even coined the term “starfish” to describe a person that just lays there during sex without […] More
We all have our quirks when it comes to sex. Some of us are super vanilla and just like to lay there and take it. And then some people like to get kinky AF. It just depends on the person, because we are all unique sexual beings. But we all have different definitions of what is […] More
When it comes to women, men can be kind of clueless. Sure, they don’t get our personality quirks, but it’s more than that. They truly don’t understand how we work physically. Periods baffle the sh*t out of them. Not just the blood part, but tampons, pads, cramps, etc. So what does it take for men […] More
It’s hard to control your imagination. Our minds can’t help wandering from time to time, and often at the most inconvenient moments. Depending on how you see it, sex can be considered an inopportune moment. When it comes to imagining things during sex, people seem pretty divided. Fantasies are cool, as long as they aren’t […] More
Movie extras have a seemingly cool job. They get to see the making of a film first hand, and get paid to be behind the scenes. But apparently it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. There are long hours and the pay is “eh”. The real reason to do it? The celebrities. Being an […] More
There are plenty of awkward questions you’d love to ask people if given the chance. But unfortunately, social queues and common decency require that you don’t, because you know that those questions are hella inappropriate. Many people still don’t realize what questions should always be off-limits. Like, you shouldn’t ask a woman if she’s pregnant in […] More
Dating online can be really rough. You get matched up with strangers and try to decipher what they’re like, or if they’re even worth your time. You have to sort through a bunch of sh*tty people to find someone worth meeting in person, and it’s a grueling process. Sometimes you pass on people because you […] More
Joining the military is an incredibly honorable profession. You are putting yourself at risk to protect your country, and your bravery saves countless lives. But combat isn’t the only risk in the military. Many people, men and women, suffer through sexual harassment and sexual assault. And unfortunately, women in the military have it worse. It’s […] More
When it comes to the biggest fashion events, the Kardashian and Jenner ladies are always on the list. Seriously, these women steal any red carpet they walk on, and make everyone else look lame in comparison. All the hottest designers fight to dress them, and all eyes are on them when they stroll up to […] More
When you think of sex clubs, you probably automatically think of a club that you go to specifically to bang. More brothel-esque than anything else. But what should really come to mind are exclusive clubs that you are unofficially a part of when you bang in a certain places, such as the infamous Mile High […] More
