19 Guys Recall Their First Time Making Themselves Climax

We’re all adults here, right? Good, so we can talk about our first times masturbating with fondness, and not say ewwy or get hella awkward.

Masturbation is such a wonderful thing. Man or woman, if you still haven’t touched yourself, it’s time to start. No one knows your body like you do. But that first time experiencing and getting to know yourself is one of the most memorable moments of your young life. I can remember the year and place and how I did it my first time, and my life was never the same.

A lot of people are in the same boat. They look back at that first time fondly, and remember the joy of that first orgasm. Thank god they only get better, and not worse, with age (can I get an amen!).

So for some tales of dudes jerking it for the first time, look no further. Can you relate? Did you have a crazy first time beating your meat? Did you stick your wiener in a warm apple pie? Tell us everything!

These 19 dudes share the story of their first time masturbating to completion:

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of