Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Celebrities, they’re just like us! They breathe oxygen, eat food, and even go to the bathroom! They also went to school, often with common folk, like yourself. But, do you ever wonder what these people were like before they got famous? Were they quiet? Nerdy? Obnoxious? Did they sense their imminent stardom, thus treating their […] More
Dating is hard, especially if you’re trying your hand at online dating. You spend forever picking the perfect photos and writing something witty that reveals all the best things about you (maybe over-exaggerating) and pray that it catches someone worthwhile’s attention. But imagine if you told the whole truth and nothing but the truth (so […] More
Going down on a person is like flipping a coin. Head, it tastes delicious or at least bearable. Tails, that sh*t is NASTY AF. It’s like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of sploodge you’re gonna get. But when it comes to the good, the most you can usually hope for is […] More
s When you hear the term swingers, you think of an old couple looking to liven up their sex lives. You picture a big pile of old, naked, saggy bodies banging, and sh*t getting kinky and weird AF (well, at least that is what I pictured). But if you actually hear about what really goes on […] More
Having a dick can be fun (not that I can relate). But you can basically pee wherever you want, and they seem like they could be fun sometimes (again, what do I really know?). But one thing us ladies don’t envy? Boners. Those things can pop up when you least expect them, and if you […] More
Imagine being born into one of the most famous families in the world. Can’t imagine it, huh? Well these cuties can! North West and Penelope Disick may not have the last name Kardashian, but they got the looks and style to prove they are definitely Kardashian ladies! But not only are these girls family, they […] More
DATING IS THE WORST. You have to make a good first impression, but most of the time the other person just isn’t the right fit. As much as it sucks, you keep on dating in the hopes of meeting your future boo. But sometimes it’s not the other person’s fault that the date goes awry, […] More
The Kardashian/Jenner ladies have been dazzling us since their first red carpet. They take current trends to the next level, and inspire us all to dress like the bad a** women we are. So how do you pick your favorite Kardashian red carpet outfits of all time?! It’s seriously the hardest task imaginable. It’s a […] More
We’ve all worked horrible jobs before. You either shit the bed with it and got fired ’cause you didn’t give AF or you were like BOY BYE, and quit. But there is a proper way to quit a job. You walk in and give your boss your two weeks notice and, if you’re lucky, they’re like nahh […] More
Kim Kardashian and North West are without a doubt the most fashionable mother-daughter pair in the world. They rock all the hottest trends, while making their own in the process. Perhaps Kim is still dressing her daughter in her image, or North is a budding fashionista all on her own. But North with inevitably become […] More
We all do weird or gross things. We pick our noses, talk to ourselves on occasion, and smell our armpits. It happens, whether you’d like to admit it or not. But we all do weird shit once in a while. The stuff you do daily may be gross, but it’s not THAT strange. Seriously, if […] More
We are all guilty of creeping on the internet. We Facebook stalk exes, scroll through our enemies’ Tumblr page, and keep tabs on the celebrities we are obsessed with. But when do we cross the threshold into full on stalker/creeper territory? There is a difference between mild stalking and full blown terrifying stalker, and many […] More
