Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Ahhhhh, oral sex. There’s nothing quite like it. The feeling of someone going down on you, and hitting all those sweet spots until you just explode! Whew, getting hot just thinking about it! But once you and your partner come up for air, do you go in for a little smoocharoo? Some people would be […] More
Unfortunately, all women are sexually harassed. Whether it happens every once in a while or constantly, that is a different story. But, without a doubt, every single woman has and will experience sexual harassment. Women get catcalled, harassed by employers, and made to feel uncomfortable and insecure in their own skin on a day-to-day basis. And […] More
We’d like to believe we are all good people. It’s just that, sometimes, good people do bad things. Everyone makes mistakes, it doesn’t make that person is bad. Unfortunately that’s not the world we live in. There are genuinely horrible people out there, and you’re so freaking lucky if you never have to interact with any […] More
Ever take a minute to think about the things we do daily without blinking an eye? Things that are so routine, that they are practically second nature and seem insignificant? If you think about it, some of the normal things we do daily aren’t actually that normal, we just normalize them. And some of those […] More
Ever had sex with someone that you shouldn’t have? You know that, realistically, that person should be off-limits, yet you bang them anyways? Maybe you cheated on someone with a random person, or you were the other woman/man to a married person. Both scenarios are horrible, and you know what you did was wrong. People […] More
We’ve all been there. You drink a little too much and make an ass of yourself. But usually your friends help you out, and you make it home safe and sound. But sometimes you don’t get so lucky. You act like a damn fool and the cops either happen to be there, or get a […] More
Chances are you’ve got your ears pierced, maybe your nose and lip to boot. But have you ever considering piercing your privates? You may be thinking “keep that needle da f*ck away from my d*ck.” Don’t blame you, that sh*t is scary. But people that get their privates pierced, from their vagina to their nipples, […] More
For those of us that have never been in an orgy, it is a mythical and mysterious beast. We imagine a pile of bodies humping away, and switching partners every couple of minutes, like its NBD. But those that have actually partaken in an orgy know it’s not always that simple. There are ways to […] More
There is a reason dogs are referred to as man’s best friend. They love you unconditionally, love cuddles, and worship the ground you walk on. We love cats (and other pets) because they adore us in their own special way, and give us some love every once in a while. But even if they don’t show it […] More
Sex dreams are one of the best parts about sleeping. They hit you when you least expect it, and your dream goes from decent to outta this world in a flash. But the worst part about sex dreams is that you can’t control who you’re banging. Sometimes you get lucky. You get to bang your […] More
We all need that big O every once in a while (if not daily). Sometimes you just don’t have someone to help you out, your usual tools are out of commission, and you just need to get creative. So what do you do? You search high and low for the proper tools. Need a dildo/vibrator? […] More
Stepparents get a bad rap, particularly stepmothers. Yeah, it’s partially Disney’s fault, but perhaps Disney’s inspiration came from somewhere very real. You have this new parental figure that is suddenly brought into your life, turning sh*t upside down. Yeah, maybe your new stepmom or stepdad is pretty cool, but it still doesn’t change the fact […] More
