Moms are a special breed of people. Even when we, their children, are being insufferable little goblins, they love us anyway. So, it’s only fair that we return the favor, despite their struggles to cope with modern technology. If your mom is anything like my mom with a phone in her hand, then I’m sure […] More
Everyone has an embarrassing sex story. Everyone. That’s because sex, while awesome, is also inherently weird. I mean it’s two (at least two) naked bodies smushing together. There’s sounds, smells, bodily functions, unexpected obstacles, roommates, and all kinds of other weird things to deal with. Hell, even if everything goes off without a hitch, you […] More
In the immortal words of Blink-182, “work sucks, I know.” Between pointless meetings that could have easily been summed up in an email and being shamed into putting $10 towards Carol’s birthday gift, even though Carol sucks and constantly takes credit for your work, you’ve gotta find time to blow off a little steam. Here […] More
On your wedding day, you’d think your friends would be happy for you and supportive. But, sometimes, our friends are complete pieces of sh*t and ruin our day – to upstage us at our own wedding. While you think “my friends would never do that,” – you might want to rethink that, because apparently, people are that […] More
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but firing up your Brazzers account 5-6 times per week may achieve the same thing. The research studied sexual habits of over 32,000 men and found that those who ejaculated the most were less likely to become diagnosed with prostate cancer. Giphy "We found that men reporting higher […] More
To each his or her own. Everyone has their turn-ons and fetishes, and for some people, it’s a memory of a previous sexually-charged encounter that gets them going. There are some moments, or things said that are so hot and nasty and we remember them forever and still get almost as turned on as when […] More
Revenge, like leftover pizza, is a dish best served cold. Sure, the Good Book teaches us to turn the other cheek when someone wrongs you, but it doesn’t mention how satisfying it is to turn the tables instead. While you can certainly strive to live life as a good person, take a few moments for […] More
Let’s go point by point on this one. 1. You refuse to update your relationship on Facebook. Quite valid. Excellent grounds for questioning a partner’s commitment. Crazy quotient: 0/10. 2. You won’t include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you Somewhat concerning, yes. Even at seven […] More
Because of “decency” or whatever, we can’t actually show you real pictures of penises and vaginas, but we can show you the next best thing. More
In contentious times, it’s helpful to remember that some human experiences are the same no matter which side of the aisle you find yourself on politically. Marriage is one of those experiences. And whether you’re just a newlywed or on your 2nd marriage, you’re probably able to raise your hand and say “Yep, me!” to […] More
This husband might just be the bravest, stupidest person in the whole wide world. While there are plenty of sagging relationships in need of a sensual resurgence, perhaps it’s not the best idea to send your wife an Excel spreadsheet of you cataloging every single spurned sexual advance made by you over seven weeks. The […] More
In modern relationships, approaches to conflict can be complicated. While one partner may be more confrontational, the other might be more passive. Or, in some cases, they might be in favor of the total and complete absurdist approach. Recently, Twitter user @XOashh_ commiserated with the timeline about her boyfriend’s recent reaction to a text argument. […] More
