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Murderinos, Look And Listen: Karen And Georgia Are Writing A Book That’ll Drop Next Spring!

MURDERINOS, gather round: The subliminal Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, hosts of the massively popular comedy-crime “My Favorite Murder” podcast are writing a book set to release May of 2019. BuzzFeed reports of a press release from publisher Forge Books which reads: “Sharing never-before-heard stories ranging from their struggles with depression, eating disorders, and addiction, […] More

August 7, 2018, 2:34 pm
in Celeb Clapbacks

Sip On This Delicious Tea: Kim Kardashian Labeled ‘Homophobic’ For Her Clap Back To Tyson Beckford’s ‘Botched’ Comment

Kim Kardashian West is predictably catching heat for what critics are calling a “homophobic” clap back to actor/model Tyson Beckford’s decidedly catty comment on an Instagram photo of the beauty mogul. Beckford commented on great ass owner @amirahdyme’s post of KKW with a choice set of words he must’ve known would incite a reply. In […] More

August 1, 2018, 9:39 am
in Trending

Bride Fires Bridesmaid In Brutally Passive-Aggressive Letter, And It’s Tearing The Internet Apart

An email from a bride named Alex to a (now former) bridesmaid named Courtney Duffy has gone unprecedentedly viral for two reasons; one, it elevated the passive-aggressive letter to an art-form worthy of a research dissertation, and two, it’s got folks hella divided. Here is what we know: Alex asked Courtney to be a bridesmaid […] More

July 31, 2018, 1:06 pm
in entertainment, Music

Eminem Tells You What Not To Rhyme

Eminem is tired of your recycled rap lyrics and would like to offer you an extended lesson in how not to be a rapper. More

July 27, 2018, 2:24 pm
in Celebs

9 Celebrity Couples Who Got Engaged Really Quickly

Let’s not beat around the bush — there’s no denying both Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin got engaged unusually quickly. Three of the four people involved (everyone except Hailey Baldwin) had just gotten out of long-term relationships relatively recently, so at first, it seemed like their new super intense relationships […] More

July 27, 2018, 12:13 pm
in "News"

Prince Harry Wiped His Lips All Crazy After Meghan Markle Kissed Him And I’m LOSING It

Though there has been an inordinate amount of drama surrounding Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s relationship, the royal couple seems solidly in love. We know this because at his wedding, Prince Harry bit his lip during a longing glance at his wife-to-be — the universal sign of you’re-finna-get-it-tonight. But a recent lip-related incident at the […] More

July 27, 2018, 9:38 am
in Depression

6 Things No One Tells You About Going On Antidepressants

I’ve been on antidepressants more than half my life. I started on them when I was about 19, and despite trying to go off them a few times throughout my life (with the help of my psychiatrist), I always ended up back on them. The truth is, I’m not exactly sure how much help they […] More

July 25, 2018, 10:38 am
in WTF

A Mountain Lion Invaded A Woman’s Living Room—She Used Telepathy To Calm It Down

What would you do if a mountain lion sought refuge in your living room? If you’re Facebook user Lauren Taylor, you apparently use telepathy to calm down the animal and make sure it has a comfy place to take a nap. Earlier this month, while apparently trying to seek refuge from wildfires in Oregon, a mountain […] More

July 16, 2018, 3:05 pm
in Funny, Tweets & Memes

16 People Share The Most Hilariously On Brand™ Thing They’ve Ever Done

Brands — they’re not just for companies anymore. Nowadays, everyone’s got a brand. Even your 4-year-old child has a brand (although that brand is probably just “goofy”). In fact, you most likely had a brand when you were a kid, too. What that means is just that you’ve done and still do certain things that are […] More

July 10, 2018, 12:51 pm
in 1990s, Architecture & Design, Humanity Heck Yea, news, So That Happened, Trending, Trending Tweets

A Couple Remodeling Their Bathroom Found A Hilariously Savage Hidden Note From The Former Owners

Remodeling a home is hard enough without its former owners gently taunting you. Alex and Jess Monney, a married couple from San Francisco, were in the middle of redoing their bathroom last week when their contractor discovered a little surprise left by the previous homeowners, who had upgraded the bathroom in 1995. Alex and Jess Monney […] More

July 7, 2018, 1:26 pm
in Celebs, Celebs Past & Present, Confessions, Crowdsourced Advice, Funny, Funny True Stories, Throwback Fandom

10+ Groupies Who F**ked Bands And Told Us Everything About It

Hooking up with a rock star is every young girl’s dream, so when Reddit user maherniac asked: “Band groupies that had sex with their idols, how did it affect the way you saw them afterwards?” we were all too excited to read the kiss-and-tell stories of the young and impressionable. Thank goodness for the internet. 14. NotTodaySatan1 met Jason Mraz, […] More

June 25, 2018, 4:12 pm
in Take My Money

17 Things Everyone Who Hates Everyone Needs To Own

Probably the worst thing about other people is how they exist. Amirite? No, but seriously, people are the worst. And if you agree you could probably benefit from sticking your head in a pillow and forgetting about them for a while, or not so subtly asking them to “fuck off.” So, I guess: you’re welcome, […] More

June 24, 2018, 10:06 am

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