Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Happy people always spout how lucky and grateful and *blessed* they are in life. They throw heart eye emojis out like they’re on sale at Target in the $1 bins. They live, laugh, love and don’t ever seem to see the sh*tty things in life. Shouts out to every Pinterest blogger ever. One might say […] More
Sometimes in life, you have to put aside your logistical reasonings and penchant for following the rules in order to help those in need around you. And you don’t have one ounce of regret in doing it. Maybe you had to steal the abused dog down the street who had been living a life of […] More
There are some people in history that we automatically think of as being saints, ultimate bad*sses, and incapable of doing any wrong. They’ve contributed to societies in countless ways for the better, but their dark and abusive pasts may have been brushed under history’s rug. That is — until now. Rape, anti-semitism, bone chilling accounts of pedophilia — […] More
Shouts out to all my ladies in the world who’ve had to change their actions and behaviors for fear that a man will think they’re leading them on. I mean, can I not just ask a male coworker how it’s going in a friendly manner without him thinking that it’s an invitation to bang like […] More
It’s common knowledge that toddlers are satan in baby form whenever they throw a huge fit, stomp their feet, and scream relentlessly. But what if those terrible twos carry on into — *gasp* — adulthood. I mean, we’ve all seen our fair share of adults acting like complete and utter twats while demanding to speak to […] More
Lazy, entitled, narcissistic — millennials have the sh*t end of the stick right now when it comes to generations bashing other generations. I suppose it’s the circle of life for older people to look down on the youths, and it’s only a matter of years before millennials are talking mad sh*t about kids who have’t even been […] More
Hooters, melons, jugs, tits — no matter what you call them, boobs are magical, wonderful things. They’re able to feed babies, they’re fun to touch and play with, and they sure do make you look good in that halter top! And while there are some sh*tty things about having boobs (unwanted attention, cancer, BOOB SWEAT), there’s […] More
Have you ever been so scared sh*tless, so unsure of your fate, that your heart nearly stopped beating? In life, we have some experiences that shake us to our core, and it takes everything we have to keep going. You remember these moments forever. Maybe you were 6 and nearly got abducted at the grocery […] More
Boobs in any shape or size are magical AF and I’ve never come across a boob I didn’t like. They’re fun to play with, they provide nourishment and sustenance for babies, and they look damn good in a halter top. Boobs all around rule. For my smaller chested sisters, there are some pretty blatant perks to […] More
All my single dude-bros, all my single dude-bros! Listen up because the wise(ish) married men of the Internet are here to tell you what it takes to have a long-lasting, fulfilling relationship with another person. It turns out, you just need to be interesting and able to communicate! So good luck with that! For many […] More
Millennials get a bad rap. According to every news outlet ever, we’re lazy, entitled, narcissistic, obsessed with social media and selfies, and we spend all of our retirement money on gahd-damn avocado toast. And while I definitely f*ck with my fare share of avo toast (and take a bangin’ selfie), baby boomers and older generations just […] More
Finding someone to have sex with you is hard enough, let alone trying to explain to them your alien tentacle fetish. For that reason (read: we don’t want our lovers to run away from us in fright), we tend to downplay our kinky fetishes and desires when we hop into bed with someone. You’re f*cking […] More
