Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Shouts out to all my ladies in the world who’ve had to change their actions and behaviors for fear that a man will think they’re leading them on. I mean, can I not just ask a male coworker how it’s going in a friendly manner without him thinking that it’s an invitation to bang like […] More
It’s common knowledge that toddlers are satan in baby form whenever they throw a huge fit, stomp their feet, and scream relentlessly. But what if those terrible twos carry on into — *gasp* — adulthood. I mean, we’ve all seen our fair share of adults acting like complete and utter twats while demanding to speak to […] More
Lazy, entitled, narcissistic — millennials have the sh*t end of the stick right now when it comes to generations bashing other generations. I suppose it’s the circle of life for older people to look down on the youths, and it’s only a matter of years before millennials are talking mad sh*t about kids who have’t even been […] More
Hooters, melons, jugs, tits — no matter what you call them, boobs are magical, wonderful things. They’re able to feed babies, they’re fun to touch and play with, and they sure do make you look good in that halter top! And while there are some sh*tty things about having boobs (unwanted attention, cancer, BOOB SWEAT), there’s […] More
Have you ever been so scared sh*tless, so unsure of your fate, that your heart nearly stopped beating? In life, we have some experiences that shake us to our core, and it takes everything we have to keep going. You remember these moments forever. Maybe you were 6 and nearly got abducted at the grocery […] More
Boobs in any shape or size are magical AF and I’ve never come across a boob I didn’t like. They’re fun to play with, they provide nourishment and sustenance for babies, and they look damn good in a halter top. Boobs all around rule. For my smaller chested sisters, there are some pretty blatant perks to […] More
All my single dude-bros, all my single dude-bros! Listen up because the wise(ish) married men of the Internet are here to tell you what it takes to have a long-lasting, fulfilling relationship with another person. It turns out, you just need to be interesting and able to communicate! So good luck with that! For many […] More
Millennials get a bad rap. According to every news outlet ever, we’re lazy, entitled, narcissistic, obsessed with social media and selfies, and we spend all of our retirement money on gahd-damn avocado toast. And while I definitely f*ck with my fare share of avo toast (and take a bangin’ selfie), baby boomers and older generations just […] More
Finding someone to have sex with you is hard enough, let alone trying to explain to them your alien tentacle fetish. For that reason (read: we don’t want our lovers to run away from us in fright), we tend to downplay our kinky fetishes and desires when we hop into bed with someone. You’re f*cking […] More
Growing up is sometimes a hard fact of life to face. Hangovers start getting way sh*ttier after 25, that fast metabolism you once had peaces out around 30, and the exuberance and carefree nature of your youth seems to get smaller and smaller as careers, relationships, and kids (ew gross) start to take up more of […] More
Have you ever had fantasies of banging your boss against a filing cabinet or gotten horny thinking about getting your d*ck sucked in the back of the meat cooler while stocking? Well for some lucky(?) employees, they made their dreams a reality and partook in some nasty NSFW trysts. It always seems like a better […] More
Celebrities — can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. They’re rich, famous, and help us through trying times. I mean, if I wasn’t able to watch Bridget Jones’ Diary every few months when I had excruciating period pains, I don’t know what I would have done. Shouts out to Reneé Zellweger for pushing me through! […] More
