Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Growing up is sometimes a hard fact of life to face. Hangovers start getting way sh*ttier after 25, that fast metabolism you once had peaces out around 30, and the exuberance and carefree nature of your youth seems to get smaller and smaller as careers, relationships, and kids (ew gross) start to take up more of […] More
Have you ever had fantasies of banging your boss against a filing cabinet or gotten horny thinking about getting your d*ck sucked in the back of the meat cooler while stocking? Well for some lucky(?) employees, they made their dreams a reality and partook in some nasty NSFW trysts. It always seems like a better […] More
Celebrities — can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. They’re rich, famous, and help us through trying times. I mean, if I wasn’t able to watch Bridget Jones’ Diary every few months when I had excruciating period pains, I don’t know what I would have done. Shouts out to Reneé Zellweger for pushing me through! […] More
Y’all — like, I literally just can’t even right now. I need to go let my hubby know that I’m preggers ASAP because if he can’t handle me at my worst, he doesn’t deserve me at my best — or something like that. The english language is an ever-evolving, funny and fickle thing. And leave it to […] More
It’s nice to think about the art and practice of law like Legally Blonde — I mean, who wouldn’t want to bend and snap her way through the system of checks and balances with the cutest little chihuahua you ever did see?! But alas, Reese Witherspoon isn’t really a lawyer, and most of the cases lawyers […] More
Applying for jobs is one of the most annoying facets of life. And in a day and age where millennials are overqualified, underpaid, and fighting for entry level positions, it seems like employers are intentionally f*cking with us by asking some of the most ridiculous, crazy, and unprofessional questions in the book. What douchebag bro […] More
Have you ever had a secret, an inkling to share something, a deep, dark truth about your life that you just can’t keep to yourself any longer? Cue the Internet. You might not be ready to divulge your inner monologue to your family and friends in real life, but the World Wide Web will always be there. […] More
As kids, we always thought our parents could do no wrong. We looked to them for guidance, love, and an understanding that they’d tell us the truth. But oh how wrong we were. Some parents shield their kids from their former lives with such meticulous deception, they might even start believing their lies themselves. Little Jimmy may […] More
We’ve all been guilty of staying up late, drinking too much booze, skipping out on our daily recommended serving of vegetables, and being a major sloppy slob at one point or another. With jobs, relationships, depression — life gets in the way of living our best life. Shouts out to the new season of House of […] More
Ah, weddings — a time when family and friends gather to celebrate the love and union of two people that want to spend the rest of their lives together. A time when bread is broken, guests weep happy tears, and the bridezilla causes an absolute sh*tstorm for the poor, poor wedding planner. Wedding planners have to […] More
If you’ve ever been cheated on, you know that it absolutely f*cking sucks. The person you loved and made plans with and boinked for months, years, or even decades chose to get a little somethin’ somethin’ on the side and leave you brokenhearted and confused. Some people handle these situations a little better than others. […] More
You’d think in the year 2017, we’d all have evolved enough to realize a few important and common sensical things about life and the world. But alas — there are still people who don’t let people deboard subways before trying to get on. WHY THO?? It seems as though the more we find out about the world — […] More
