Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Oof. Sh*tting yourself in public is probably one of the most embarrassing and ridiculous things that can happen in one’s adult life. You thought your days of soiling your pants were over, but little did you know — that 3 day flu or uncooked burger was coming for you with a vengeance. Maybe you thought it […] More
Little Rock Illustrator Sally Nixon draws women in their natural, uninterrupted states. And in a world of Instagram filters, perfectly angled Snapchat seflies, and advertisements donning perfectly taut bums and boobs — it’s easy to see just how draining it is to keep up what society deems an “acceptable” appearance. Nixon allows us a peak into the […] More
Oh, to be young and impressionable — having the need for everyone to like you and be your friend, to seem cooler than you really are. So much time and money wasted on silly haircuts and name-brand shoes and teeny-tiny Abercrombie and Fitch denim skirts. I look back now and wince at my puka shell […] More
Hey — we were all virgins at one point or another. And there ain’t no shame in the game if you still are! But damn, sex ed sure has failed the good ole U-S-of-A. When you don’t teach teens all of the little details and necessary information about sex, you wind up with a bunch of sexual […] More
Ah, porn. We watch it when we’re horny, when we’re happy, when we’re sad, and when we’re doing homework or cooking dinner (YOLO?). So it’s only safe to assume that we try to take the moves we see on our laptop screens and translate it into our own sex life. We see the big boobed […] More
If you’re not born into millions and are physically able to work, chances are — you have a job. And good for you! You are a productive member of society! Hoorah! Although, wouldn’t we all just like to be sipping piña coladas on the beach listening to a Drake remix by Jimmy Buffet or the like. A […] More
With New York Fashion Week comes all of our favorite celebs decked out in the hottest designers while posing, stunning, and mingling amongst the industry’s best — and this year was no different! The Kardashian-Jenner clan made our jaws drop in dazzling designer wear, sleek and sheer body hugging dresses, and makeup to die for. […] More
There’s a reason it takes people close to a decade to become a doctor. The will, strength, depth, and shear talent it takes to learn and understand the human body is mind-boggling. And when other people’s lives are on the line, it’s up to the doctors and nurses and medical professionals to use that knowledge […] More
Crooked smiles, reaching up for something and exposing the tiniest sliver of abs, and just being considerate to everyone around are some of the sexist gahd-damn things a dude can do in public. Sexual chemistry is a very tricky thing. Like, if the girl seems like she’s not feeling it while you smile in her […] More
Coming across annoying people is bound to happen in life. Maybe it’s in passing, or maybe they’re your coworker or “good” friend that you just can’t bare to kick to the curb. They did help your drunk a** get home after pounding eleven jaeger shots, after all. The thing about annoying people is — they tend to […] More
Secrets can suffocate our happiness and gusto for life. So when the weight of our secrets becomes too much, we can turn to the internet to relieve the pressure and sadness and despair. Though, it’s hard to say if it really makes you feel any better. Maybe you’ve been holding onto a violent memory from your childhood. […] More
Double standards of the world can be ruthless AF. I mean, we all know humanity doesn’t treat everyone fairly, but some double standards are definitely more irritating than others. Shouts out to any and all political parties in the world! Like how white collar crime (that can deal with millions of dollars and affect millions […] More
