Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Have you ever wondered what celebrities were like growing up? Did they flunk biology and act like total pricks to their 3rd grade teacher? Or were they sweet little angel babies that made their high school Spanish teacher swoon? Well, apparently John Travolta was super annoying on his HS basketball team and Matthew McConaughey was […] More
Running into your favorite celeb can be a very exciting, trying, and awkward AF time in your life. Like, yeah bro — you might have millions of dollars and a long list of b-list action movies and a sh*t ton of clout, but hey, we’re all normal (awkward) human beings here. And yeah, sometimes we wait […] More
Maybe all it takes to get your nether region’s juices going is that one line, that one text, that one word to send you over the moon and give you the major (lady) boner you’ve always dreamed of. Maybe that means telling your SO how much you want them inside of you RIGHT NOW. Or maybe all […] More
As keepers of the peace in the world’s scariest penitentiaries, prison guards have to deal with the worst of the worst of humanity. Gang violence, sh*t EVERYWHERE, and the ever-present threat of pain and death are just a few things to worry about on any given day. It takes a lot of guts to put your […] More
Being a teacher is hard work — there are the grueling hours, screaming kids, and a paycheck that leaves much to be desired. I mean, teachers mold and shape the youths for f*cks sake! You’d think that would entitle them to a little bit of bank, nah mean? But probably the most soul-sucking, eye-roll inducing, and annoying parts […] More
There comes a certain point in any relationship when farts start flying out of your bum hole freely, your blackheads are fair game for picking, and it’s weird if you’re NOT together while one of you is taking a pee. Couples do some nasty sh*t, but when you love your significant other unequivocally, their gross […] More
Infatuation, love, lust — they blind us to a lot of things when in a relationship. Sometimes it takes weeks, months, years, and even decades to realize that the person we’ve been f*cking, sharing a life and playing house with is, in fact, not the right one for us. Other times, the red flags are huge gaping […] More
Maybe you were unusually bored that day, and teenage-you thought that your relationship had been going on for “too long” even though she was smart and hot and funny and WHAT WERE YOU THINKING BRO?! Sometimes, pettiness takes on a life of its own and breaks a relationship when there is nothing really bad going on. […] More
As lowly peasants (read: not celebrities), we tend to put famous people up on shiny little pedestals. We think they can do no wrong and that they will always be kind and generous and lovely in person. I mean, how could anyone play the charming yet dorky lead in my favorite rom-com AND be a […] More
You’d think humanity would have evolved by now to be less stupid, oblivious, and idiotic — especially parents — but NOPE! It seems that in a world of iPhones and reality TV, oversharing and indulging, manipulation and power struggles — parents are now crazier than ever. Maybe you have a drug addict for a mother who used […] More
Hotel workers always seem to get the sh*tty end of the stick. Entitled guests, used condoms strewn across what seems like every hotel room ever, and minibar fiascos galore — the list of perpetual complaining guests and annoyances goes on. I don’t know what it is about hotels that make people think they can do whatever the […] More
Have you ever gotten away with something so big and so crazy that you were left wondering — HOW THE F*CK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? There’s a certain thrill that goes along with deception, and sometimes, that deception remains your dirty little secret until the end of time because your lying, cheating a** never got caught. […] More
