Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Ladies — we’ve all been there. You forget that you’re wearing a skirt so you nonchalantly bend down to plug in your phone charger at work, not realizing that your bare a** is out there for every person to see. But hey, sh*t happens, and you can’t dwell on the fact that creepy Chad from HR […] More
Have you ever asked a seemingly ridiculous question, only to find that the answer is, indeed, YES? It may not always be what you wanted or expected to hear, but now you’re stuck with it, good or bad. Maybe your Dad came home and you jokingly asked him if he’d been sacked and he actually […] More
Did you know that there are more trees on earth than there are stars in the Milky Way? More
Clinginess, always checking their phone, constantly talking — oh, HELL NAH. It’s hard to say what exactly brings two people together — common interests, pheromones, genital compatibility — but one can be absolutely 100% sure that things won’t work out if bae uses the wrong “you’re” in a text message. That’s just the world we live in. […] More
Growing up is hard — especially when mom and pop lay down some crazy f*cking rules. Sock taxes, no laughing while laying down, no Harry Potter — these are just a few rigid restrictions. And a world without Harry Potter is not a world I want to live in. #Gryffindor4lyfe Some rules are put in place […] More
Sometimes, when you’re just minding your own business, trying to live your gahd-damn life in peace, little things happen that send you into an uncontrollable rage. Like, when bae insists on ordering the salad and then eats all of your fries. Not today, biatch. Oh, did you bite your cheek while innocently eating a falafel during […] More
What’s your move when you see a hot guy across the room? Do you flash him a sly smile and hope that he comes up to you first? Or do you take life (and the hot guy) by the balls and ask if he wants to bang point blank? Odds are, you’ll get a resounding […] More
We all have that one friend who claims to have slept with that famous singer back in the summer of 2013. And whether or not we fully believe them (but like, did she really suck the Bieb’s d*ck??), it still makes for one hell of a story. Bagging and banging a famous rock star or Hollywood […] More
You can’t change who your family is, but you can sure as hell choose to keep them out of your life if they prove to be crazy AF. Maybe you found out that your creepy uncle has been hoarding pictures of random women’s butts that he’s taken without their knowledge. Or maybe your mom accidentally lets slip […] More
When two people decide to get naked and rub their junk together, there can be quite a bit of worry and insecurity. The prospect of boinking someone new will make you freak out about all of the things that could potentially go wrong. Will I be able to get a boner? Will I queef and die of embarrassment? Will […] More
When people think of porn, they usually imagine a busty, barely “18” blonde getting pounded by a hairy dude with a mustache. And while the mustache has mostly fallen out of style, porn is definitely here to stay. One might assume that porn is a wam-bam-thank-you-ma’am type of ordeal where they get in and out (literally), […] More
Writing love letters, sending chocolates and flowers, leaving sweet notes in your crush’s locker — these are all perfectly reasonable and romantic ways of showing your love for someone. Giving someone a box of your toenails, on the other hand — yeah, thats gonna be a hard NO for me, dawg. When you’re young and in […] More
