Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Forget about your bed, couch, living room floor — hell, even your car — because these freaky freaks got it on in the craziest of places. Graveyard? Check. Your optometrist’s office? Check. A crowded commuter train? Jeeeeez, keep it in your pants, y’all! But, check. Sometimes people have the urge to f*ck and just can’t […] More
Oof. Sex can be awkward AF, y’all. And I’m not just talking about a little uncomfortable silence or accidentally passing gas while he does you from behind kind of awkward. I’m talking — dude is wasted and can’t find a bigger gal’s vagina so he ends up fingering her belly button for 20 minutes kind of awkward. […] More
There’s something so primal about getting f*cked/f*cking someone from behind. You’re banging like the savage animal that you are — pulling hair, getting pounded, and losing all control. It’s the bomb.com. You don’t have to worry about awkwardly staring into someones eyes and it’s also a great way to bypass a lover with bad breath. Take […] More
Giving or receiving road head is a pretty tricky feat. Either you’re getting your knob slobbed on and you have to concentrate on not driving off the road and killing yourself as well as the person who’s sucking your D — OR, you have to find the perfect angle, reach, and maneuver to make that blow […] More
Bacon in the morning, bacon in the evening, bacon at dinner time. When bacon’s on more bacon, you can have bacon anytime! Okay, so that’s just the Bagel Bites theme song, but really, bacon definitely needs it’s own jingle. So, America — let’s get on it. You can honestly put bacon on anything and it will […] More
Not using your turn blinker, leaving an empty milk carton in the fridge, not turning off the lights — these are all perfectly legitimate reasons to get annoyed with people. But what happens when your pet peeves are little bit more irrational? Some people can’t f*cking stand listening to the sound of someone breathing. Others HATE […] More
Life — we’re all just trying to figure it out. It seems like every experience teaches us something different. Like, for some people, the biggest lesson they’ve learned in college is — drink if you are happy; drink more if you aren’t. Someone needs to put that sh*t on a bumper sticker. We all make mistakes, […] More
Getting hitched — it’s supposed to be a day you’ll remember and look back on with wistful emoji heart eyes for the rest of your life. But the reality of getting married always comes with a lot more sh*t than you bargained for. You better hope to the wedding gods that it doesn’t rain on your completely outdoor […] More
Presently, the world of kink has only slightly wiggled its way into mainstream media. Yes, some movies and shows play with a little bondage and ball gagging (and no, 50 Shades doesn’t f*cking count. Ugh). But kink, for the most part, resides and flourishes behind closed doors. Or, luckily for us interested and curious World Wide […] More
Getting fired f*cking sucks — especially when you’re on the receiving end of a balding, middle management boss with really bad breath. Like, okay, I get it, Bob — you’re not supposed to smoke weed in the walk-in fridge. Jeeeeez. Sometimes you really do deserve to get fired, and hey, that’s okay! Maybe you weren’t meant to […] More
As TLC so gallantly and shamelessly stated — “So I creep, YEEEAAAH!” Truer words have never been spoken. Also, #RIPLEFTEYE Hey, we’ve all been that person at 3 a.m., slightly drunk and creeping on our ex’s new girlfriend’s vacation photos… from six years ago. It’s not something to be proud of, but damn if it doesn’t […] More
All it takes is one second, one distracted moment, one chance encounter and it could all be over. They say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, and some people can certainly attest to that. They’ve come to the brink of death, experienced the white light, made peace with their fate, and somehow […] More
