Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
July ain’t over yet, but a bunch of pretty rad and funny stuff has already happened. That’s important to note, especially at a time when the country seems to be crashing and burning at catastrophic speed. Here are 25 of the most blessed images July had to offer us: 25. This satisfying text exchange: 24. […] More
Good fences make good neighbors,” or so said Robert Frost in his 1914 poem “Mending Wall.” That certainly seems to be the case with this 2-year-old boy and his dog friend. Although the fence separating the two pals is taller than either of them, it doesn’t prevent them from having a game of fetch. Chad Nelson, […] More
As soon as the warm weather appears on our Weather App feeds, we feel the pressure to get our “summer body” in order. While many people ditch the fried food and sugary desserts to get that perfect beach pic, there are others who will enjoy their food, beer, and fun–regardless of what season it is. More
A 32-year-old albino man who has over 90% of his body covered in black ink has decided to remove his genitals. Read that sentence. Now read it again. Adam Curlykale of Kaliningrad, Russia, began tattooing his body with blank ink after being diagnosed with cancer some 12 years ago. Curlykale says he began tattooing his […] More
Leave it to a small group of angry men to try and ruin a good thing. She-Ra, the ’80s cartoon heroine and offshoot of He-Man, is getting a Netflix reboot helmed by the cartoonist behind the popular and feminist Lumberjanes and Nimona. The character of She-Ra has also gotten a huge redesign, something a bit younger, less sexualized, and more akin to Steven Universe’s large, exaggerated […] More
Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth aren’t commenting on rumors of a split, but the 25-year-old actress and singer’s Instagram feed might be a silent confirmation that the pair has again called it quits. The former Disney star is sitting on 76 million Instagram followers and 0 posts after erasing her entire feed this week. The “Wrecking Ball” singer even […] More
Amazon’s Choice products — recognizable by the little black bar underneath the product name — are, according to Amazon, identified as “highly-rated, well-priced products with Prime shipping.” In other words, they are products backed by Amazon based on price and reviews, which are the only things anyone looks at when buying stuff off there anyway. […] More
Earlier this month, a video of Queen B surfaced that had the Beyhive buzzing. In it, Beyoncé— who is currently on her On the Run II Tour alongside husband Jay-Z — finishes the final chorus of “Bonnie and Clyde,” and then proceeds to visibly rub her belly in a exceedingly suggestive manner. Social media […] More
There are a ton of iconic Jeff Goldblum moments in Jurassic Park, but along with his line, “Life… finds a way,” his most memorable scene is when he reclines sexily with his shirt hanging open. In a somewhat dubious celebration of the film’s 25th anniversary, someone decided to recreate that moment as a giant statue. The 25-foot gold statue […] More
It’s 2018. If you are white and have ever been to a single history class, you are expected to have the most basic level of self-awareness. This includes the understanding that white people have been killing, stealing from, and disenfranchising people of color since good ole Christopher Columbus set foot in the Americas in 1492. […] More
Christian blogger Lori Alexander recently penned a profound think piece in which she set a highly specific bar for female behavior. The title of her post, which appeared on her website The Transformed Wife, says it all; “Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos.” What may sound to you like the headline of an Onion article, […] More
GQ magazine dropped its August issue on Tuesday, the cover of which features a swimsuit-clad Kylie Jenner perched on the knee of her husband and baby daddy, rapper Travis Scott. Like anything else that pertains to the Kardashian-Jenners, the cover caused quite a social media frenzy and a slew of mixed feelings. Prominent among those was […] More
