Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
Even if you believe in a Christian God, you have to admit that some of his/her creations are utterly baffling and that some Bible stories leave a bit to be desired in terms of narrative framing. More
Kylie Jenner’s been in the news a lot lately, and she’s had a pretty full year. More
When you’re shopping in a thrift store, you can come across some pretty incredible finds. More
There are few things more annoying or eye-roll-inducing than rich, famous, beautiful, skinny white people doling out style advice. More
Breakups are never easy. More
Everyone knows that there are not many things in life as satisfying as a good dose of Vitamin D. More
Rihanna is a savage. We know this, because she told us. So when, in a gorgeous display of Big Dick Energy, she broke up with Saudi billionaire Hassan Jameel because she gets “tired of men,” we weren’t really all that surprised. And yet, recently surfaced pictures of the two vacationing together hint at the fact that maybe […] More
On Wednesday, Cardi B announced that she is officially a mother by posting a photo to Instagram with her baby girl’s name and birthday. More
Gone are the days of smashing unrealistic beauty standards by posting the graphic that shows if Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours. Barbie is cool now, and so are her plastic legs and permanently high-heel shaped feet just in time for summer Instagram pics. Please, take a moment to temporarily forget […] More
Abraham Lincoln once said, “don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.” And boy was he right! Sometimes I can’t even tell if Trump is actually offering to pay for one-way tickets back to Mexico. Or if a woman really got arrested for taking a dump on her boss’ desk after winning the lottery. Luckily […] More
It seems unfair that women are labeled as “whiny females” when they talk about the fact that men are dogs, because speaking from personal experience, a lot of men really are straight up dogs! (Cue the broflakes chanting “not all men!”) No, not all men. There are many good men out there, but unfortunately, a bunch of […] More
24-year-old beauty queen Maude Gorman turned her tiara in after a skit at the Miss Massachusetts competition ridiculed the #MeToo movement. Gorman announced that she was resigning her title as Miss Plymouth County on Instagram as a result of the unexpected skit on June 30, which lamented the demise of the Miss America swimsuit competition […] More
