Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
Safe sex is the best sex! Sure, condoms don’t feel as good, but wouldn’t you rather avoid things like STD’s and babies? Yeah, thought so. But condoms can be tricky. They can snap, break, and just cause an all around unpleasant situation. But what’s the worst thing a condom can do? Slip off. That’s right, […] More
Being the good friend that you are, you let your close homie stay at your place for a weekend. You think, “What could possibly go wrong?” You’ve known this dude for close to five years and play basketball with him every other weekend. What you don’t know is that bro never flushes after taking a […] More
Celebrities — can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. They’re rich, famous, and help us through trying times. I mean, if I wasn’t able to watch Bridget Jones’ Diary every few months when I had excruciating period pains, I don’t know what I would have done. Shouts out to Reneé Zellweger for pushing me through! […] More
Sex is supposed to be fun, right? It’s about consent and orgasms… RIGHT? So when people do gross things INTENTIONALLY without consent.. that ish is f*cked up. Don’t worry, this post isn’t getting into that SUPER f’ed up non-consensual act. But, when if you’re banging someone and they pee on you on purpose without your […] More
We’ve all been there. You’re hard-core gettin’ your bang on and that ish gets wet n’ wild. Then, suddenly, that D slips into that B and you’re just like “WRONG HOLE”. Sure, on the reg, that blessed B isn’t “wrong” (if the booty is wrong, I don’t wanna be right). But when your goal is […] More
So you’re single. So what? It’s time to stop apologising for that fact and start celebrating. There are—quite literally— millions of the people in the world who would love to be in your dancing shoes (and party pants) right now. Single is so hot right now. At the same time, you want to make the […] More
1. Well that’s one way to make sure your flip-flops stay on your feet. 2. Nail gun straight to the forehead. More
Here are 27 texts a crazy person all of us can relate to: 1. 2. More
First dates don’t get much better (… or worse) than this: 1. 2. More
1. Roxx @roxx_____ https://www.instagram.com/p/4XfrUYQUjt/?taken-by=roxx_____&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/1hKipmwUlU/?taken-by=roxx_____&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/9OwejiwUu8/?taken-by=roxx_____ More
1. “PICK ME UP! FLOOR IS LAVA!” – Dog 2. Way to go dog…now we have to take the picture again! More
