2018 brought many things to light; We learned that Beyoncé can be bought for weddings, the viral glitter bomb prank was staged, the rest of the world doesn’t eat pizza cold or with ranch, and men don’t mind living with zero furniture.
But a lot of very important matters went unaddressed. For example: Will grandparents ever learn how cell phones work? Why do men’s bathrooms look like this? Where is the infamous pee tape? And these 27 other super pertinent questions:
How is it almost 2019 and I STILL can't hear the TV while I eat chips?— 𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 (@kayyorkcity) November 4, 2018
3. How many holes?
Do y’all play your Wii circumcised or uncircumcised pic.twitter.com/2ao4x01XC2— brain wyrms (@wylderwynd) November 6, 2018
"if womb is pronounced 'woom'— madison (@maa_dee1) June 15, 2017
& tomb is pronounced 'toom'
shouldn't bomb be pronounced
8. Most importantly, what would this be like???