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25 Wildly Inappropriate Text Messages That Will Make You Shake Your Head And Say ‘Damn’

Oh, drunk people. They can be so charming and yet so awful. The best and also the worst.

And when it comes to inappropriate, drunk people are really in their element. They do and say so many ridiculous things. Thankfully, we now have a way of sharing our favorite “things drunks people said” quotes—the Texts From Last Night Instagram account.

People do tend to drink a lot around the holidays, so chances are you’ll have your own crazy drunk texts to deal with (or perhaps you’ll be the one sending them). But for now, check out 25 of the most WTF posts that TFLN has to offer.

1. It’s like leaving a calling card.

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Lacy necklace.

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2. Self-care is important in any state, inebriated or not.

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Speaking to your love language.

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3. That was nice of her.

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Happy meal. Unhappy outcome.

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4. Let’s hope it sticks this time, if only for the safety of the dang neighborhood.

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Smokey the Bear thanks you.

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5. I have so many questions.

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Rules are rules.

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6. The bookends of necessity.

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Productive.

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7. Oh, wait, phone chargers are important, too.

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Thursdays, though?

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8. When you’re your own worst enemy.

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It be your own.

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9. That seems…not great.

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Barktending.

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10. It must run in the family.

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Mom's a veteran.

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