25 Wildly Inappropriate Text Messages That Will Make You Shake Your Head And Say ‘Damn’

11. This person knows how to party.

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You sure it's fake?

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12. What are the odds? Also, what’s this dude’s rating, like a 1?

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5-star rating.

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13. Good times, buddy.

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?.

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14. I…huh. Okay.

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Tearjerking.

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15. Clearly, the Pizza Monster had paid a surprise visit in the middle of the night.

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With no sign of spaghetti.

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16. Judged on the Drive of Shame.

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She's seen some things.

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17. Perhaps it was salsa, at one point.

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?.

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18. Seems reasonable.

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Business as usual.

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19. What can you do with lady parts with minds of their own?

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Admitting is the first step.

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20. That’s truly a crime against food.

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Burritos > girlfriends.

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