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18 People Who Went To Amazing Lengths To Get Their Rocks Off

6. wildonrio:

I masturbated under the table during the SAT after I gave up on a section I couldn’t handle.

7. charlottedhouse:

My grandmother was a seamstress and had these massive rolls of thread on cone shaped dispensers.

I stole one and used it to masturbate for 6 years or so till I was 18 and could get a vibrator.

Sorry Grandma.

8. DJ_Serious:

Was waiting in line at Scarowinds and my gf was super horny. Had a big coat on because it was cold so she dropped and started blowing me while I sort of draped the jacket over her head. It was really crowded so nobody noticed….except for my brother who asked, “where’s kendra?”. He then looked down, realized what was going down and said, “MAKE HER STOP RIGHT NOW, YOU TWO ARE TRASH!”. I was 18 at the time and thought I was cool, looking back my brother was right, we were trash.

9. Jackson_Cook:

When I was in college, there was a really bad snowstorm one night, but I was up late texting some girl. Things got heated and I decided to brave the storm to get lucky.

I ended up getting stuck in the snow about a half mile from her house in the city. I abandoned my car in the middle of the street and walked the rest of the way, because I was NOT going home empty-handed.

Got that ass (yes!) then returned to my car a couple hours later to find the battery depleted from the hazards. It was like 4am at this point so I had nobody to contact for a jump. I ended up waiting almost two more hours before someone driving by jumped me and I was able to unstick my car and drive home.

10. sunsetparkslope:

I was really sick with Asthma that almost killed me. I was admitted to the hospital 2 weeks at this point and my girlfriend comes in to visit and gives me blowjob in the bathroom with IV’s and all sorts of stuff still plugged into me. When I was cumming I had a pain in my chest and almost collapsed.

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