11. krazykripple:
I fucked a banana skin.
12. cjarel777:
Was playing battlefront 2 with my best friend when i was about 13. The urge came on and i used the vibration from the controller to do secretly do the deed while we were playing. I believe i was playing as the clone trooper with the heavy machine gun that could fire for long periods of time without overheating lol
13. sweetberrywhine:
I broke my hymen while putting a stalk of celery in me.
14. Brungus07:
I once fucked a can of chef boyardee ravioli’s.
15. Ohm_eye_God:
I was about 12 or 13, stole a traffic cone, and fucked it a few times. I had to cut a slit in the hole and fold it in, then put some vaseline soaked cloth in to line it. I was a pretty creative child.
16. scroopiedoopie:
I used to work with a guy that claimed he put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fucked it.
17. FightTheDead:
I masturbated with a cucumber when I was a teenager.
Washed it off, put it back in the fridge.
Mom ate it the next day.
18. 073227100:
it’s really embarrassing to say this, but I once spent a full 10 minutes trying to suck my own dick while simultaneously trying to watch porn by making my eyes move up to my laptop. Wtf is wrong with me.
