I don’t mean to be melodramatic, but ice cream is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Just thinking about that sweet cold deliciousness gives me feelings in my nether region.
So when it comes to my ice cream, I’m pretty protective. If my roommates even take a single bite out of my carton of mint chip, I’ll know about it, and there will be hell to pay. But I steal from their ice cream so I guess I’m a hypocrite. Whatever, at least I admit it.
But there comes a point when you have to accept the fact that you’re going to have to share ice cream when living in a house of 5 chicks. I’ve tried to accept that fact long ago, and it’s a hard pill to swallow. I mean, I worked hard for my ice cream. It gets me through the best of times, and the worst of times.
So how do I protect my ice cream? Do I write “property of Alex” on it? Do I install cameras outside of the freezer? I’ve tried it all, and nothing seems to do the trick… Until now.
Enter the Ben and Jerry’s Euphori-lock. It is a pint lock for your ice cream. Yes, you read that right. A LOCK FOR YOUR ICE CREAM.
Seriously? Like I needed another reason to love Ben and Jerry’s. They have come up with the solution to all our ice cream woes. This lock will keep the monsters out of your pints, and life as we know it will never be the same. Sharing? LOL F*CK THAT. It’s mine…. ALL MINE!!!!!!! MUAH HA HA!
Seriously Ben & Jerry’s, you are the only men for me.
