humor 15 Seriously Funny Texts You’ll Want To Read Again and Again by Mary McCaw 7. This is what happens when two people have two (very different) things on their mind. 8. “Gotcha!” 9. When I say ‘jump’, you say… Page 3 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.