These 17 Orally Fixated People Had Interesting Dentist Visits

by Irvi Torremoro

14.

(978): They’re playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That’s not the music you want to get a root canal to

15.

(919): So here’s a tip: don’t give a blowjob the same morning you’re going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have “mouth trauma”.

16.

(248): No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist

17.

(406): My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.