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23 People Reveal The Most Inconvenient Thing About Their Dirty Fetish

9.

Autofelatio. It’s a pain in the neck to get good head.

10.

Trying to think of a way to say “Okay, so, what I wanna do is basically choke you unconscious, then fuck you. You cool with that?” and not sound like a psychopath.

11.

Having to discreetly wipe the damp patch off the pew.

12.

Apparently a lot of people into femdom are also into shit and genital mutilation and assume their peers are so you’ll find a nice video of a guy tied up getting a handjob and then suddenly his dickbtubes get crimped shut by some tool from home depot no warning.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.