When it comes to dating and relationships, sex is a big factor, and the way that sex goes down says a lot about the person you’re with. Does the person treat you like an object? Do they comply with your wants/needs/requests? These are majorly important when it comes to banging, because you want to be […] More
Shouts out to all my ladies in the world who’ve had to change their actions and behaviors for fear that a man will think they’re leading them on. I mean, can I not just ask a male coworker how it’s going in a friendly manner without him thinking that it’s an invitation to bang like […] More
UGH DATING SUCKS SO MUCH. It’s hard to find someone you’re truly compatible with, and dating a bunch of duds until you find “the one” is a grueling process. Usually most dates are just “eh”. They’re not horrible per se, but they’re definitely not worth writing home about. There’s just no chemistry, and you’re happy […] More
All my single dude-bros, all my single dude-bros! Listen up because the wise(ish) married men of the Internet are here to tell you what it takes to have a long-lasting, fulfilling relationship with another person. It turns out, you just need to be interesting and able to communicate! So good luck with that! For many […] More
Finding someone to have sex with you is hard enough, let alone trying to explain to them your alien tentacle fetish. For that reason (read: we don’t want our lovers to run away from us in fright), we tend to downplay our kinky fetishes and desires when we hop into bed with someone. You’re f*cking […] More
We all have a celebrity crush. How could you not? We all have our interests, whether that be films, sports, or music, and there will always be someone you admire that is sexy AF to boot. And surely you fantasize about dating, or just f*cking, said celebrity. Seriously, it’s inevitable. But you probably write it […] More
Penises are so unique and special. They give life! And urine! And lots of pleasure! Basically, they rule. There’s nothing quite like seeing a new penis for the first time, amirite?! You really don’t know what to expect. “Little, big, little, big, I don’t know, we will see!” And so without knowing what to expect, […] More
When it comes to penises, there is a big variation. Some are big, some are small. Some are straight, some are crooked. There are so many different penises out there! And people that are into dongs have wildly different preferences. For the most part, people can agree that an average size wiener rules, but when […] More
Ah, weddings — a time when family and friends gather to celebrate the love and union of two people that want to spend the rest of their lives together. A time when bread is broken, guests weep happy tears, and the bridezilla causes an absolute sh*tstorm for the poor, poor wedding planner. Wedding planners have to […] More
If you’ve ever been cheated on, you know that it absolutely f*cking sucks. The person you loved and made plans with and boinked for months, years, or even decades chose to get a little somethin’ somethin’ on the side and leave you brokenhearted and confused. Some people handle these situations a little better than others. […] More
Ahh, marriage. You get to be with someone that loves you and wants to have sex with you all the time.. right?! Well… no, not necessarily. All married couples are different. Some people find that marriage makes them even hornier, and they want to bang their loved one 24/7, while others find that a lot […] More
Safe sex is the best sex! Sure, condoms don’t feel as good, but wouldn’t you rather avoid things like STD’s and babies? Yeah, thought so. But condoms can be tricky. They can snap, break, and just cause an all around unpleasant situation. But what’s the worst thing a condom can do? Slip off. That’s right, […] More
