7.
what i’m actually doing when i say i’m 5 mins away pic.twitter.com/B2uw0KzyJM
— Ziwe (@ziwe) June 7, 2018
6.
Having a period every month just because you didn’t get pregnant is the epitome of “meetings that could have been emails”
— Russian Bot (@xoxoxMinnie) May 19, 2018
5.
didn’t feel like i was in my late 20s until this morning when my coworker asked me if i did anything fun this weekend and i earnestly said “yes i replaced my electronic toothbrush head”
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) June 4, 2018
4.
I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off — with a pen, on paper — that I’m not a robot. pic.twitter.com/x6nJ68e6uj
— Marci Robin (@MarciRobin) May 20, 2018
3.
a swedish guy in my japanese school: you know, sex is like pizza; even when it's bad, it's good
girls in my class (me included): *awkward silence*
an italian girl: you know, i don't even agree about the pizza part
— Alicia (@doctoranovia) May 28, 2018