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25 People Confess The Sex Acts They Were Super Ashamed Of

16.

I once pretended to be my brother for my girlfriend, who had a massive crush on him, while we had sex. Responding to her in character as him and saying “It’s (name), I love you” and stuff when she asked who I was. Yeah that shit was fucking weird.

17.

After a night of heavy new year’s eve drinking I took a girl home which isn’t really like me. Sexy time commences, she starts blowing me when I hear a funny sound and she stops. I ask her why she stopped but she doesn’t answer just gets up and casually walks out of my room. I’m confused as fuck at this point so I go to get up and realize she puked all over me. It was chunky.

18.

In high school I wrapped a fruit rollup around my boyfriend’s cock and blew him in an apartment stairway. I still can’t walk through the snack aisle at the grocery store without thinking about dick.

19.

On our wedding night, my husband made me stick my finger up his ass then smell it and taste it. He said “just stick your finger in there like you’re sticking it into a cherry pie.” I was a virgin at the time.

20.

Jacked it in class.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.