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These 25 People Do the Weirdest Things in Bathrooms

5.

Always aiming to have a 5min shower. End up having a 20min one because i just stand there..

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I have a rhythm I wipe my ass to.

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When I was younger my brother would be scared to poop by himself, so he would yell my name and be like “hammerdong, I gotta tell you something” or “hammerdong what is the time”… I probably spent hours of my life sitting in the bathtub while my brother made poopies.

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I need to spit in the toilet after I'm done. It's gross but I never notice until after I do it. I don't know if it's a “every hole needs to expel something” thing or just some habitual thing.

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Whenever I see someone doing this at a nightclub urinal, even if I don't know them, I lean over and say “Does your mouth always water when you have a cock in your hand?” Then I let out a little chuckle and get back to my own business.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.