16. When You Come Home Early
“He knew my work hours changed slightly today and I would be home thirty minutes early. But he didn’t know I got out ten minutes early. Soon I get there and go inside and immediately see a girl’s shoes in the door and figure out what’s happening.
I go to the bedroom and I see a messed up bed and a body hiding under the blankets. Then I yell something like, “Who is it?!” She uncovers her head and I recognize her immediately. It was his coworker that I’ve known for a year and a half.”
17. When He’s Gotta Catch Em All
18. When He’s Always At the Sports Bar
“My now–ex husband was obsessed with fantasy football, so I was used to him being gone to the sports bar a lot during football season. One day I decided to surprise him by going to watch a game with him (I hate football). When I got there, I discovered a waitress sitting in his lap. Apparently football wasn’t the only reason he’d been going there. They’d been hooking up for months.”
19. When He’s Going On A Lot of Playdates
“My husband is a stay-at-home dad. The kids started to mention how they were having lots of playdates with a particular set of kids. Then one day my son said that they went to that house again, but it was supposed to be a secret. That was because he saw Daddy and Hannah’s mom hugging. I confronted my husband and he caved and admitted it.”
20. When He’s Charging It
“I found out because he slipped up and charged a hotel room on his credit card. He was supposed to be out of town, but charged a room for a downtown hotel here. It turns out he had a secret credit card he had been using for all his cheating expenses but accidentally used our joint card this time.”
