27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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(604): He's still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.

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(541): It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.

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(651): Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?

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(631): He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is my chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.