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27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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(978): I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once

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(253): My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: “Morning baby” My response: “Your cum is in my hair”

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(334): I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw

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(952): I had a dream about the dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst. (1-952): The tryst? (952): The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.