Have you A) Ever gotten extremely excited about going to Trader Joe’s, B) Marveled at the diversity and affordability of TJ’s products, C) Been utterly obsessed with any number of delicious goodies from TJ’s, congratulations! You are an absolute ho for Trader Joe’s. Welcome to the club 🙂
27.
Not gunna lie the wh*tes really did fucking snap with Trader Joe’s
— Patron Goddess of Sorrel (@sakilegrannum) February 1, 2019
26.
I used to want a boyfriend but now I just go to trader joe’s once a week and make conversation with a cashier it’s the same level of intimacy
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) May 30, 2019
25.
Being in your 20s is so cool because some of your friends are getting engaged and having babies and some of your friends are partying every night and doing cocaine and im just aimlessly wandering up and down the aisles at Trader Joe’s searching for a purpose in life
— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) May 28, 2019
24.
me: cool its fall
trader joes: pic.twitter.com/eDLyi9moAl
— 🐢 (@smashedmcdouble) October 25, 2017
23.
sometimes to blow off steam i just fuckin walk around trader joes. love the vibe in there
— Cody Ko (@codyko) September 11, 2016
22.
just ran into trader joes and screamed “FUCK WHOLE FOODS” and everyone started chearing and doing backflips
— Cody Ko (@codyko) November 2, 2016
21.
Every single product produced by Trader Joes is fcking flame. it all tastes like it was handcrafted by joe himself in the kitchen of his humble abode. the crunchy mochi? Amazing. Everything but the bagel seasoning? Fuck me. salsas! cauli gnocchi! cookie butter!THE DESSERTS?! FIRE
— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) August 16, 2019
20.
me when i go to trader joe’s pic.twitter.com/bLBicdrU05
— dumb (@oatmeaIboy) June 18, 2019
19.
Trader Joes will $2.99 yo ass to death.
— Niol. (@N9_L5) August 12, 2018
18.
I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019
