The Internet is a perilous place, especially when you’re a young person with no filter on social media. Someone with the Twitter handle @NaomiH_Official, other wise identified as Naomi (and sometimes identified as a furry, though who knows), announced that she’d been awarded an internship at NASA on her timeline. She chose to do this […] More
Monday was Demi Lovato’s 26th birthday, which was not celebrated in the public eye. Lovato has been very open about her struggles with drug addiction, and just last month she survived a drug overdose after relapsing. The singer had been sober for a number of years before admitting to using drugs again in a powerful […] More
Kendall Jenner is currently the highest paid model in the world, but even if she weren’t, both she and her family have enough money for her to never work again. Personally, the whole modeling and fashion industry is confusing—I don’t understand why certain people are considered attractive enough to wear clothes on a platform and […] More
You’re probably familiar with the “millennials ruined X” trope, with X usually equaling something ridiculous, like diamonds or going to Applebee’s. Well, apparently millennials are also destroying a time-honored tradition: Hooters. Yes, the ancient institution where you can get mediocre wings and women in tight tank tops who pretend to like you. I guess younger […] More
Rachel Salisbury did something most single people have considered: she turned to Facebook with a plea for a boyfriend. If our friends can’t help us, who can? They know us best, because they’ve probably seen who we’ve dated before, have some idea of who would fit into our lives, and they’ve got our backs. Before […] More
There are a lot of sucky jobs, but working as a receptionist is unique because you’re sort of at the center of everyone else’s sucky job. You’re answering phones for people with annoying jobs, and on the other line is someone who probably has a lousy job, too. It’s easy to become a hub of […] More
If you’ve ever fantasized about having sex with someone without being in the same room, well, you’ve probably figured out how by now. Humans are endlessly inventive when it comes to finding their orgasm. In fact, the idea for something called “teledildonics” has been patented for over twenty years—and that patent just ended on August […] More
A man caught on video having a total meltdown has become the new meme to express all our angriest emotions. Twitter user @vitaminDiddy videotaped his friend screaming at someone on the phone, capturing the exact moment he appeared to be yelling, “What the FAWK are you talking about?!” I mean, I’m not a lip reader, but […] More
A man caught on video having a total meltdown has become the new meme to express all our angriest emotions. Twitter user @vitaminDiddy videotaped his friend screaming at someone on the phone, capturing the exact moment he appeared to be yelling, “What the FAWK are you talking about?!” I mean, I’m not a lip reader, but […] More
Everyone has been rejected at some point in their lives. If you can honestly say you haven’t, I actually feel sorry for you, because something’s coming. We all want stuff we don’t get, love people who don’t love us back, and find out the thing we were trying for has already been handed off to […] More
Everyone has been rejected at some point in their lives. If you can honestly say you haven’t, I actually feel sorry for you, because something’s coming. We all want stuff we don’t get, love people who don’t love us back, and find out the thing we were trying for has already been handed off to […] More
Makeup is its own cult, and it’s not just for women. There are a lot of men who can cut a crease better than Dolly Parton on her best day. However, there remains a contingent of men who both don’t engage in makeup, yet feel extremely qualified to critique it. These men seem to be […] More
