Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
“I have a very particular set of skills,” said the dude that’s really good at stealing balloons. Seriously, who needs to be good at stealing balloons? Anyways.. we all have particular skills. Most are normal, like being a good cook, or being able to change a flat. Well, some people have sets of skills that […] More
Everyone gets hit on from time to time. Sure, sometimes it’s awesome and you’re super stoked. Well, that’s a pretty rare occurrence. More often than not, the person is hella creepy, and you definitely aren’t flattered. Usually it’s the person that makes the interaction uncomfortable, but sometimes, it’s just the moment they choose. Like, if […] More
Although death is inevitable, it is still shocking and devastating, especially when it happens to someone you love. The most you could hope for is that it is quick and painless, and that the person has a long and happy life before they have to leave. We have all lost someone we know or love. […] More
We all love a scary story. Even if you’re one of those people that can’t sit through a scary movie, we are all eager to hear tales of true crimes, even if they make you uncomfortable. But imagine living through something out of a Stephen King novel? Something so horrific that makes the hairs on […] More
Imagine: you’re a little kid, it’s Christmas, and you got a bunch of presents. Next thing you know, your presents are being taken away to be returned, because the gift giver decided that they couldn’t afford to give gifts. Sounds crazy, right? Who would do that to a child? Give them something only to take […] More
Let’s be real, dating is rough. It’s so hard to meet people organically, and most dating apps can be discouraging. Like, if I get another creep asking me for nudes I’m gonna freak the F out. But despite all those horrible matches, you still download app after app. Why do we do it?! Because after […] More
There are a lot of wild fettishes out there. Seriously, some are insane. There’s omarashi, people that like to bang Nazis, and other things you couldn’t imagine. One you maybe haven’t heard of? Figging. To make it short and sweet, figging is when you put a ginger in your butt hole or vagina in a sexual manner. […] More
Although death is inevitable, it doesn’t make it any less terrifying. We could all go at any time, and need to take advantage of all life has to offer. But what if you found out you only had so much time left on this planet? You discovered you have a terminal illness that will rob […] More
When it comes to sex, there are certain people you just don’t bang. There are evil people, like racists and Nazis that you shouldn’t f*ck. Another big no-no? Cousins. That should go without saying, right? Wrong. Because, apparently, there are people out there that have consensual sex with their cousins. SERIOUSLY, THAT’S A THING. Honestly, […] More
I’m sure we’ve all wondered what it’d be like to bang a celebrity. If you say you haven’t, you’re a liar. We all have a celebrity crush. But have you ever wondered what it’d be like to actually know a celebrity, without sex involved? Maybe you see a funny celeb and are like “I think […] More
Life is full of cringe-worthy moments. Even the suavest of the suave have been dealt their share of awkward moments that they’d love to forget. And some of us have cringe-inducing moments that are so horrible, so scarring, that they maliciously follow and haunt us for the rest of our lives. I will never forget […] More
Even if you’ve never seen or been inside an insane asylum, you have an idea of what it’s like. Movies like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and Girl, Interrupted paint a picture of a harsh reality filled with people that have serious issues that need a great deal of help. But all the stories […] More
