Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
We all make mistakes, it’s part of being human. But are your mistakes innocent, or are they the kind of mistakes that could ruin your life, as well as the lives of the people around you? Surely most of us look back at one mistake we made that we wish we could take back. Maybe […] More
When it comes to celebrities, we tend to forget that they are just human beings. Sure, they are plastered on magazines and seemingly live inside your television, but behind that screen, they’re just people. So when we approach them and expect the perfect encounter, we are relying on the fact that we think of them […] More
For your everyday “normal” person, nudity is something not all of us are fully comfortable with. Yeah, you probably watch porn and don’t mind nudity in print, but are you comfortable being naked? Maybe you walk around your house naked and wear revealing clothes, but would you ever streak or walk around naked around complete strangers? […] More
Getting your sh*t stolen completely blows. We work hard to buy lots of useful and useless crap, and then some scum bag has the nerve to go take it? Da fuq is wrong with the world?! Although burglars suck, we could learn a thing or two from them. Perhaps by learning what they look for […] More
College students do the darnedest things! They skip class, do loads of drugs, and f*ck all over the damn place. And who really cares? They’re young, let them live it up before they are old decrepit trolls like the rest of us. But when it comes to doing shiz on school property, authorities seem to […] More
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if someone is into you. You’re thinking “she’s being really nice, maybe she likes me! Or maybe she’s just a nice person.” Or you’re like “he’s playing hard to get, he totally wants this… or he hates me.” It’s a whole lot of mind games, making it hard to interpret […] More
Dating is hard, especially these days when we have to rely on the internet and creating the perfect profile. A lot of it is a learn as you go process. You figure out what you’re looking for, how to weed out the winners, and how to spot the people you would never want to date. […] More
Friends with benefits sounds like a dope situation. There is someone you like that you can bang whenever and not have to worry about going out or shaving. It’s the dream for someone that wants casual sex sans feelings. But easier said than done. A lot of the time, friends with benefits is better in […] More
Masturbation is so freaking wonderful. You know your own body better than anyone, so you know what you like and where to go. You’re also riding solo. You can make it last as long as you want, and even do it more than once a day if you’re feeling frisky. But for some reason, many […] More
We all have our own individual style that sets us apart and reflects our personality. Hopefully you wouldn’t change it for the world, and not let the opinions of others influence you. There will always be people hating on elements of your style, just like how there will always be trends you find horrific. This […] More
Ahh, school. The breeding ground for horny idiotic teens. Every high school has it’s own miscreants, deviants, and horn dogs. Really, it’s all the same people, just slightly different stories. We’ve all heard tales of people finding secret places to bang or make out in school, and the people that smoke or drink in their […] More
There are things about each gender that completely suck. More
